His Last Name is What?

Did you know that Prince William does not use a last name? Seriously. I was like, "Whitney, what is Prince Williams last name?" We both looked at each other, thought about it for a moment and then concluded we had no clue. Thank goodness for GOOGLE. 

Did you know that for all intensive purposes that PW is just PW... no last name. Crazy. But what is even MORE crazy and totally hilarious is when he does choose to use a 'last name' any of these will do:

Prince William "DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE"

Prince William Arthur Phillip Louis...Duke of Cambridge

Prince William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor <---- My personal favorite. 

So as we were laughing about all of his names yesterday I then proceeded to ask Whitney, "Well so what is his new bride to be named?".... 

And this is where it gets good...

Are you ready? I repeat, are you ready?

Royal Highness PRINCESS WILLIAM, of Wales or the longer version:

Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus. 

So, in conclusion I am changing my name. I am changing my name to:

Her Royal Youth Director, Princess Sara Marie Only-Child Kinsey, Duchess of Photography, Countess of KitchenAid, Baroness Studio Movie Grill

Queen of Awesome.

A Vent - And Not The One That Blows Cold Air...

Impatience is NOT a virtue. Kind of like how 3 cloves of garlic in my pesto.... is NOT good for yo breath!

Hello World!

Yes I wish I felt as enthusiastic as my greeting but alas I. DO. NOT. You can hang up now if you don't want to listen to my in a funk of a mood self, don't worry I won't be offended, or wait... maybe I will. 

I woke up Sunday morning, and my first thought was not, "Oh glorious morn, I am so glad to greet thee!!!!!!!!" it went much more like, "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. Reaaaaaaaalllllly??? Ok, Sara, if you can make it through _____ and _____ and ______ you will be okay and then off to ORANGE." And did I mention that all I was dreaming of was just ONE, ONE cup of Whitney's Amaretto coffee she purchased from Central Market the day before. Gah. I gave up everything but WATER. Water for breakfast, water for lunch, and water for dinner, water for snacks, no coffee, no tea, no DR PEPPER, nada. 

5 Hour energy anyone? That hardly constitutes as water, but does it really constitute as anything else other than a heart racing, middle school student candy high promise of a great 5 hours???? 

Wow. This is not good. It's tearful Tuesday, I have cried only 15 or so times today, I am just a ball of emotions; crying over songs, circumstances, and my club sandwich. 

On the flip-side I am planting a garden for the MS Students in Chapel tomorrow- you can pray that I don't get a whippin from Tami for spilling my potting soil all over the Chapels stop sign red carpet :) Not that I have yet, but hey, giving a talk and planting a garden at ONE time - we all know my multitasking skills are that of a 2 month old baby... so what can I say - we might have spillage! 

Well folks, it's been real, real ridiculous. Don't fire me from your reading lists, I will write something of value again soon. Oh and about the impatience - flame of fire from Match and I have not spoken - although he did call me after I sent him a text explaining the courtesy of a phone call... I didn't answer, I missed the call. He tried again yesterday - I did try and return the call, but still no word. As for the eHarm, nothing on the radar yet.

"Yooowhooo Mr. Right"--- Awesome...party of great hair one, is right here waiting to dance yo boots off - so c'mon! 

Yeehaw Peeps!

Sara

Geico, Nationwide, State Farm... Nope Just eHarm!

Number 1: It is 11:56 PM and I am still awake, who the heck knows why? Certainly not me.

Number 2: 20 Days until ORANGE. WOO HOO. Do you need a brief status update? Ok then. Well I have made approx (and and when I say 'I have made' I mean myself and my beautiful helper Amy) 155 pans of cinnamon rolls. Crazy town. I have booked my airline tickets, the rental car, and the Holiday Inn... GET. EXCITED! Did I mention it was only 20 days until departure time... AND not only am I going to the Orange Conference but so are my sweet friends Angela, Jenna, and Whitney. I am sure the blog will be later filled with countless stories from: "Holiday Inn.. The Tale of Four Silly Ladies and Only One Bathroom" - but for now I am just filled with excessive gratitude, excitement, and dreams of flour (flour in my hair, in my bed, filling my shoes, closets, in my books, books about flour, and oh so much more flour... I have only used 75 plus pounds... bhahhahah).  ORANGE. Nuff said!


Number 3: Well people I have made the switch. Not on car insurance, or to Pepsi (like that would happen anyway. I am only drinking water for three months) but to eHarm. Already, and by already I clearly mean the 5 minutes I just spent looking over my 'new matches', I am seeing a difference. They have actually matched me with 3 guys, out of 7, that love Jesus, and talk about it on their profile. Hallelujah. This is really awesome considering that over the past 2 plus months of Match I would say total of 3 guys seemed to 'actually' love J-Dog. I mean serious business now when it comes to my matches, and let me tell you aparently so does eHarm. One would discover this by the hour of questions that he or she must undergo - whoa I worked up a sweat I'll tell you. On the flip side I may have to start taking "Help Sara to Find Her Man" donations... the eHarm is way more expensive than Matchy Poo. I have Pay Pall, please inquire! :) ... I kid, well sort of.


Number 4: Don't you just love grandparents? Man, I sure do. Mine are precious. I just spent about 36 awesome hours with them and boy do I think the world of them. My Grander and Mimi are some of the best people that I know. They love others with all that they are and have. They love God and share His news. And they sure have loved me through everything that life has thrown my way. They mean the world to me, to so many. Anyway, while there we played Phase10, one of our favorite card games. I lost. BAD. If you know about Phase10, you will understand that when I say that I was stuck on phase 4 for at least 5 maybe 6 rounds, you will know how much I was in a bad way. But it was a fun time, filled with Grander giving shuffling instructions, Mimi getting fussy over her cards, Whitney and I telling inside jokes, and my sweet Auntie plotting her win by trying to fake us out.

Well, those are just the things I had on my mind at 11... well now 12:19AM. Much love to you all.

Mimi Knitting a Blanket

"Jane, only shuffle half at a time, then do the drop thing, then shuffle in the other half..." -Grander

Phase 10 baby!

My sweet Grander

I would like to name this "Afflicted"

Mimi is gettin all 'fussy' at Grander and her cards.

Aunt Cynthia... plot plot plotting.

Please count the 7 number 4's. That is the round I was on for SEVEN times. I ended the game with like 700 points. HAHHA.

People will no longer wonder why it is that I do not gamble, 
Sara