Saturday, April 30, 2011

His Last Name is What?

Did you know that Prince William does not use a last name? Seriously. I was like, "Whitney, what is Prince Williams last name?" We both looked at each other, thought about it for a moment and then concluded we had no clue. Thank goodness for GOOGLE. 

Did you know that for all intensive purposes that PW is just PW... no last name. Crazy. But what is even MORE crazy and totally hilarious is when he does choose to use a 'last name' any of these will do:
Prince William "DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE"
Prince William Arthur Phillip Louis...Duke of Cambridge
Prince William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor <---- My personal favorite. 

So as we were laughing about all of his names yesterday I then proceeded to ask Whitney, "Well so what is his new bride to be named?".... 

And this is where it gets good...
Are you ready? I repeat, are you ready?
Royal Highness PRINCESS WILLIAM, of Wales or the longer version:

Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus. 

So, in conclusion I am changing my name. I am changing my name to:

Her Royal Youth Director, Princess Sara Marie Only-Child Kinsey, Duchess of Photography, Countess of KitchenAid, Baroness Studio Movie Grill

Queen of Awesome.

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